JournalWord: Squirrels.
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"You can't just dump me because I hit someone's mailbox. That's unjust."
"You're right, that would be unjust. But mowing down a fence and clobbering a couple of innocent gnomes is another story."
"You're being unreasonable."
"Am I, Donny? You suddenly swerved off an empty road."
"If I didn't, I'd have killed an animal."
"An animal. Was it a deer, or maybe, a cat?"
"No.."
"What was it then, Donny? What was it, Donny, that would have caused you to scream to the Lord above, and take a sharp right into someone's koi pond?"
"..A squirrel."
"My gods, Donny. A squirrel?"
"Yes, a squirrel. Don't tell me that it's suddenly an accepted act to run-over a squirrel because last time I checked, running over cute, furry animals is a no-no."
"Donny?"
"Yes, Elizabeth."
"A squirrel?"
"Shut up! And stop laughing!"
"You-you saved a cute, furry squirrel, Donny? Aww! You're such a humanitarian!"
"Shut up and dump me already."
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I've gone MIA, I know, but I've been super busy an distracted as of late.
Midterms (I have a genetics one tomorrow that I should be studying for right now but the uni website is acting up...-.-), volunteering (I totally got into the massive assisted living place and I'm on the insane task of completing 30 hours in a month! Btw, it's pretty fun :P), and prepping for finals and presentations and papers and assignments and all that other uni crap I really don't want to do. *pout*
My right arm throbs painfully at the thought. :S Maybe I should take up the thought of being ambidextrous... :D Wouldn't that be handy! (Pun intended, hehe)
Well, wish me luck, and in return, I'll wish you all a great week! And hopefully I update a little sooner (perhaps this week if prompted.. :P)
Be merry and great,
Mera!
Midterms (I have a genetics one tomorrow that I should be studying for right now but the uni website is acting up...-.-), volunteering (I totally got into the massive assisted living place and I'm on the insane task of completing 30 hours in a month! Btw, it's pretty fun :P), and prepping for finals and presentations and papers and assignments and all that other uni crap I really don't want to do. *pout*
My right arm throbs painfully at the thought. :S Maybe I should take up the thought of being ambidextrous... :D Wouldn't that be handy! (Pun intended, hehe)
Well, wish me luck, and in return, I'll wish you all a great week! And hopefully I update a little sooner (perhaps this week if prompted.. :P)
Be merry and great,
Mera!
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